Ook eek, your grace.

I was really about to write something about how different the world would be if humans were under the totalitarian rule of monkeys. Perhaps some thoughts about the concept of a caste system that determines who grooms who. Perhaps some kind of half-joke about crusading poop-control advocates.

But I thought about monkeys ruling the free world, and then I remembered the last time I watched C-SPAN, and I decided that it was silly to engage in flights of fancy about the real-world here-and-now.

I get to see The Matrix: Reloaded tonight, thanks to friends who rock. A WINNER IS ME.