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Monday , September 8 , 2003

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It's safer than stabbing hookers.

I have to imagine that, when your chosen vocation involves the planned and systematic application of hurt to other individuals, it must be difficult to find an activity that allows one to release stress. I'm guessing that ninjas, by their nature, don't engage in much wanton destruction of property while on-the-job, so there's the answer to the question that you probably weren't going to ask.

The more observant of you may have noticed that RAoK is being absolutely decimated in the BuzzComix top list. I don't know if maybe Sprite Comic #137 and Talking Dragons Comic have maybe employed some magic voting monkeys, or if they've just somehow jointly developed a secret elixir that chemically enhances the voting rabidity of those who consume it. Whichever the case, we're getting greased. So, if you can find it in your heart to vote like you care, I'm sure that there are maybe some orphans or cute little puppies and kittens that would benefit from it in some way, even if it just means that I stop drawing pictures of them being eaten by alligators.

I haven't forgotten my promise, by the way. Since RAoK ended August in the #1 spot on the bCx list, I am working on the special-reward-thing(s?) I promised. I make no guarantees about quality or anything, but you know how that goes.


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