People for the Unethical Snatching of Domain names

In case it isn't strikingly obvious, I'm not a big fan of PETA. I have nothing against animals, I just think that PETA's methods are, for lack of a better term, COMPLETELY INSANE. Really, there are militant suicide-bombing terrorist groups with more subtlety and tact.

The last straw came for me when they utilized the power of their fully armed and operational Battle Lawyers to steal PETA.org from the PETA (People Eating Tasty Animals) parody site (The PETA parody shirts are still available here. I don't have one yet, and most of you didn't buy me a birthday present last year. You know what to do).

Those of you taking notes in your RAoK Jr. Detective Notebooks may have noticed that PETA, as an ORGanization, should have registered PETA.org instead of PETA.com in the first place. But NO. The kids at PETA want all of the toys. It's not THEIR fault that they are, as a whole, more retarded than a room full of lead-based-paint taste-testers.

Now. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go eat something made of meat while I await the flood of hate mail.