There's a fortune in endocrine glands alone

Continuing on with the saga of Arlo's hunt for gainful employment, we find Tyler engaged in the world's second oldest profession, that of course being the industry of "profit from the misfortune of others." If I were capable of turning off my humanity for a couple of years, I too could be rich from the spoils of human suffering. Unfortunately, my parents raised me to have a conscience, so I'm afraid that a career in law was beyond my grasp.