I wouldn't be caught dead with a necrophiliac.

I'm going to apologize right now for today's comic. This one set off even my severely jaded Ick-o-meter, so I realize that posting the comic presents the risk of running off both of the civilized and tasteful people who read my comic. Sorry about that.

I'd love to be able to promise you "no more sick humor" in the future, but I can't. I'm afraid that I can't even promise no more necrophilia jokes. I will, however, promise to never again use the phrase "dead naked ladies". Those three words just give me the creeps. And here I've typed it at least twice. The things I put myself through for you people.