Think of it like a hobby

Dear Internet,

Thank you for the incredible amounts of email you've sent me recently. But really, I want you to know that I've received the "your details" email a couple dozen times already, so I'd appreciate it if you could branch out a little and maybe surprise me with a virus or worm disguised in a different completely obvious email. I mean, I haven't gotten the "Re: That movie" email enough times yet to be sick of it. But maybe something a little more non sequitur? Like "Re: swimming in meat" or "THERE IS FIRE IN MY PANTS."

Just a thought.

Love,
Andy